A comic interlude

I've not been getting as much knitting done as I'd like. The beaded faggoting on Shipwreck is slooooooowwww, and I've only really been doing it on the bus ride home, since the boy has been giving me rides to work, and I've been busy in the evenings. Oh well, that will improve with vacation! Anyway, that's why I haven't updated in a while: nothing interesting has been going on. But today, I came up with this. Ahem. *makes with the sexy Eartha Kitt pose*

Santa Baby, slip some Addis under the tree, for me.
I've been knitting too slow, Santa baby,
So hurry from the yarn store tonight.

Santa baby, a little bit of qiviut too,
In blue.
Give that musk-ox a shear,
Santa baby, and hurry from the yarn store tonight.

Think of all the yarns I've missed,
Think of the Alpaca Silk from Debbie Bliss.
Next year I could knit even more
If you'll check off my Christmas list.

Santa baby, I wanna swift,
And really I'm kind of miffed.
Been hand-winding all year,
Santa baby, so hurry from the yarn store tonight.

Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need:
Seed beads
Miyukis would be just fine,
Santa honey, so hurry from the yarn store tonight.

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with some seacell
'Cause, well,
It's real swell in laceweight,
Santa cutie, so hurry from the yarn store tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some Malabrigo (just a skein or three)
I really do believe in you,
Feel free to stay and stitch 'n' bitch with me!

Santa baby, forgot to mention madelinetosh,
Oh gosh!
And some Noro Kureyon,
Santa baby, so hurry from the yarn store tonight.
Hurry from the yarn store tonight.
Hurry, tonight.